The TTZ Joke Thread

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    Hey, fellas! I've created this thread for us to share a few full-hearted laughs, something to lighten up the day when the fish aren't biting or you just needed something to pick you up from a gloomy day. Let me start this up with a few shorts:

    Scientists finally found out, how much sleep humans exactly need..

    ...just five more minutes.
     
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    This new thesaurus I bought is the worst..

    Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
     
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    A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

    The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have a drink named Steve?"
     
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    Two business owners are eating lunch together and the first guy says, "I lost my business in a fire...". The second guy says, "I lost my business in a flood...". The first guy asks, "how did you start the flood?".
     
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    How many aggie freshmen does it take to screw in a light bulb.none that's a senior class
     
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    Just slept with a species from another genus.

    No Homo.
     
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    If women are as good as men..

    How come they haven’t successfully oppressed an entire gender?
     
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    What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?

    A Pi-thon.
     

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